Oh
Good
God
No!
The Croc Wellie. Where will it ever end? In millions of years time there will be people living off croc landfill sites. Deranged teenagers will be smoking them in the streets. Sarah Beeny will be the patron of the National Croc Helpline. We will even be wearing crocwear – garments made out of croc. You will no longer be able to buy a simple crocque monsieur in a cafe without getting a funny look – or a piece of rubbery pink toast. Stop the crocmadness now – they are the orthopaedic shellsuit of the new millenium. Crocs – you have your marching orders!
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