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Two Things Times Two


Two things I find it impossible to do: (a) walk slowly (b) walk and read at the same time

Point (b) was inspired by being stuck behind a woman on the tube veering worryingly on the platform because she was reading and walking at the same time last week.


(some of my vintage Ladybird book collection) Two questions: (a) what is your preferred method of reading? (b) what are the two things you can’t do?

And one extra question that has been bugging me all week – do they recycle all the mounds of Metro’s and London Lite’s that are strewn around the tube each day and make them into new ones or is there a big papier mache ball factory somewhere?



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