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Toilet Talk


Hi, alright? He got off with a suspended sentence. (Louder) I said he got off with a suspended sentence. Yeah. I know. What? No. I’m on the toilet (cackles). I better go. Oh fuckinell, I forgot. How long’ve they all been down there then? Well, we’ll just give them chips then is it? Alright. Ok. Oh god. Ok. Bye then. Bye.

Overhead in the nextdoor cubicle of a ladies loo on Level Four of an NCP car park in Kingston last Thursday.

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