Crikey. Lawks a lordy. A Hazy Day Today Is Officially 4 years old today.
4 years 1460 days 35040 hours 2102400 minutes 1.2614400 seconds Error! (I am doing this on a calculator) 397 posts 50363 hits (harrumph – is that all?!) 68264 page views 43 page views a day on average 17 podcasts ‘Eve Pollard tights’ most searched for item on my sitemeter…..
I will let you into a few birthday secrets…. (a) my real name isn’t really Rockmother in case you were wondering but I can do a mean impression of Olive from On the Buses with my reading glasses on – when I can find them
(b) this blog is only called a hazy day today because I didn’t know what on earth I was doing when I first set it up and if you can be bothered to trawl through the archives you will note that the very first post was called “A Hazy Day Today”. Yes. Exactly. I wanted it to be called Rockmother in gothic leather effect metallic script and everything but I don’t know what happened to that 4 hours of furrowed brow formatting – lost forever in the blogosphere somewhere hopefully bringing great joy to someone somewhere
(c) since then I have self-taught myself the rudiments of code but not enough to make links within comments like clever people like Slaminsky (d) I need to add at least another 18 people to my blogroll – you all know who you are – I apologise profusely – I am rather bloglazy but it doesn’t mean I don’t love you
(e) here is one of my favourite songs for each and every one of my readers and lovely friends – I dedicate this to all of you – arse – I can’t embed it – you will have to download it HERE
(f) Cake anyone? Profuse licking on this occasion is most definitely allowed.
(g) Oo-er madam!
(h) A kiss for each and every one of you mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah mwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwahmwah
Is that enough?
Don’t forget to blow out the candles when you go to bed.
