Mr Mac turned out to be more like this
the one on the left from Mike and the Mechanics than big hairy fat bloke. Yes, he was skinny, yes, he was fast! Wireless all sorted. It’s pathetic but I’m very happy now. He was quite happy too as I made him a cup of tea and marmalade on toast. Oh, and I let him use the loo. Swipe – no rude comments please!