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ouchmyfinger Originally uploaded by rockmother.

Yes. Ouch. I’m never doing acrylic nails again. They are all either falling or flaking off scrap by scrap – this is the last of my left thumb – sorry couldn’t get a decent close up but enough for all of you to see that my hands now resemble that of a slapper/leper hybrid. That’ll teach me to be all vain. Awful. I have been mentally and physically scarred for life – or for a while anyway. I have taken to gnawing at the last remains like a frantic rodent in a bid to be finally rid of the little critters. Terrible.

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