Just got in from big night out at awards do and was heartened to hear what I thought was another cab outside off-loading someone in a similar state to myself ( tipsy – not steaming). Then I realised
(a) the birds are singing (b) it wasn’t someone in a cab it was the milkman and (c) i’ve got to be up in 3 hours
Does that make me bad person? Goodness I hope not.