Is There Something Wrong With Me?

I think I am cracking up – pardon the pun! I had a dream two nights ago that I was Pete Docherty’s girlfriend. I know – what? Does that mean that I think I am Kate Dross?? Please no. Any advice/insight welcome. We didn’t do drugs and we didn’t have sex. The tabloids have obviously got to me. Meanwhile, life goes on as normal in the land of a bored home-maker/unemployed tv person.