Ladies and Gentlemen – I have found a cure for autumn/winteritis or whatever it is called. Just play Minder by Dennis Waterman really loudly first thing in the morning – it’s the best. I feel so much better now after seething on the tube because I was squashed by a bloke who had to sit with his legs wide open listening to ‘extreme classical’ on his ipod whilst tapping really loudly on his PSP for 12 bloody stops! Of course he got off the stop before me. No peace for the wicked.
