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Before I put a breeze-block into my lap-top screen and snip the wires of the broadband forever in a feverish rage of ‘can’t do it!’.

I’m offering £100 cash to anyone in London who can come and sort my wireless out (ie: connect a Netgear box to my stupid usb broadband thingy because I am an imbecile and can’t do it).

Any offers – where are my mates when I need them?

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