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Don’t Fancy Yours Much

I was so miserable this afternoon due to rather depressingly ongoing domestic strife but a little trip over to Urban Woo cheered me up no end. She did a very good piece on tattoo’s and linked to a ‘show us your tattoo section’ on the BBC website. No I’m not going to link to them as I am going to feature the best here and I pay far too much for a licence fee so I refuse to give them any more exposure than they already have.

So first up: why would you want something as ugly as this on your shoulder?

It beggars belief doesn’t it? But wait – there’s a matching one on the other side!


That’s attractive. You wouldn’t want to snuggle into that, fall asleep and wake up suddenly looking at that would you? But this one had me rolling on the floor with laughter:


That’s quite a fine mess they got themselves into there if you ask me?! I mean – why? But the one that never fails to make me cry with laughter mainly because I know the person that designed and had the tattoo done is this excellent one courtesy of my friend Dan – who as well as insisting on having this self-designed tattoo done also got married in a rusty knight’s suit from a feature film that he bought cheap off ebay. Everytime I think of this I do actually cry with laughter. Ladies and Gentlemen – I give you – Sir Isaac Newton:


Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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