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Death stares all round – it’s another meme.


No peace for the wicked. I can’t sleep for some reason – overtired I think so I thought I would just make it all so much worse for myself by giving in and completing this other bloody meme which I’ve been bloody tagged to bloody do thanks to Mr Ister and Llewtrah I think.

1. PICK OUT A SCAR YOU HAVE, AND EXPLAIN HOW YOU GOT IT. A scar at the very top of my forehead due to a bee-sting. Felt like someone was drilling into my skull with a Black and Decker. Came to on the kitchen floor with my Dad pouring Flash floor cleaner all over it. Never quite forgotten it. 2. WHAT IS ON THE WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Will that be the East or West wing? A large framed sigyl that my beloved friend Alex painted for me made out of the letters of my name. Everyone who comes round has a good time working out what letters are where. 3. WHAT DOES YOUR PHONE LOOK LIKE? It’s red and it glows hot just like the Batphone. 4. WHAT MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO? Sort of same as the person I rather lazily cut and paste this from – punk, some metal and psychedelic and 60’s, 70’s, 80’s and everything else especially blues. Absolutely no popular girl and boy bands or Clifford T Ward or Mika or Acker Bilk – I will not have it no! 5. WHAT IS YOUR CURRENT DESKTOP PICTURE? My munterspace boobs straining in a be-rhinestoned Kiss t-shirt because it makes me laugh. 6. WHAT DO YOU WANT MORE THAN ANYTHING RIGHT NOW? To do what I really want to do and be who I really want to be before I die and to stop working for other people that perpetually hinder this wish. And for everything to be alright. Not much then. 7. DO YOU BELIEVE IN GAY MARRIAGE? Believe? I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky….I believe that everyone should have the choice to do what they feel in their heart no matter what anyone else says or thinks. 8. WHAT TIME WERE YOU BORN? 20:10 apparently – I got the Dr called back from his supper. 9. ARE YOUR PARENTS STILL TOGETHER? No. How they even got together in the first place astonishes me but they are friends now. 10. WHAT ARE YOU LISTENING TO? The fan on my hard-drive and the rush of my skin on the duvet as I type from bed. 11. DO YOU GET SCARED OF THE DARK? Sometimes but only when I’m on my own. 12. THE LAST PERSON TO MAKE YOU CRY? Me – when I decided to stop blogging. Pathetic but true. 13. WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOGNE / PERFUME? On me – Stella by Stella Macartney or Eau Dynasimante by Clarins. On men – a little light clean sweat. 14. WHAT KIND OF HAIR/EYE COLOUR DO YOU LIKE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX? If I tot up the average over the years – generally dark hair dark eyes on the whole. Ugh what sort of a question is that anyway? 15. DO YOU LIKE PAIN KILLERS? Only if I feel like I’m passing out with pain or got flu in which case Vicks Nasal Spray and a skinny latte with a Benylin4Flu mixture chaser is better than NHS post-natal diamorphine. 16. ARE YOU TOO SHY TO ASK SOMEONE OUT? I don’t know. I’m a bit fickle me – I could be in one instance and then not in another. 17. FAVE PIZZA TOPPING? Fresh tomato and basil – absolutely nothing resembling pineapple. 18. IF YOU COULD EAT ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Nothing – I’m full. 19. WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON YOU MADE MAD? What mad as in cross or mad as in bonkers? Probably myself on both accounts. 20. IS ANYONE IN LOVE WITH YOU? I have absolutely no idea.

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