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Crap Friday Telly

I’m meant to be making a music cd for my friend’s wedding anniversary tomorrow but no, I think I’ll just watch “Plastic Surgery – It Ruined My Wife” instead and have another glass of wine. Him indoors with recently Rooney-style break in foot (oh we’ve had it all this week) snoring like a bison on the sofa. Quite a horrendous noise but nothing is as horrendous as this stupid old ugly bag of a mullet


or this freakoid!


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